Trend Alert! Talons.
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Say adios to typing, playing handball, opening soda cans, prostate massages for that “someone special”, and a non-predator lifestyle when you say hola to the hottest trend this season – T A L O N S.
Not just for eliminating the need for wiping thoroughly, these hooks are ready to tear shit up at the bar and also snatching small, terrified animals (mostly in the rodent family) off the ground.
Make sure the nail tips are also filed into a deadly point that will strike the fear into the hearts of children and balloons everywhere. The points should be as sharp as possible, ready to stab your style and fierceness into the bodies of voles, instantly killing them so they’re ready to feed to your family back at the nest.
